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Dropkick Koozie
Dropkick Koozie
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$5.99 USD
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Keep your drinks cool and your sense of humor even cooler with our "I Would Dropkick a Child Over a Twisted Tea" Koozie! Perfect for those who love a good laugh and enjoy standing out in a crowd. This koozie is a must-have accessory for parties, barbecues, and any gathering where you want to show off your edgy side.
Features:
High-Quality Material: Made from durable neoprene to keep your drinks perfectly chilled while providing a comfortable grip.
Vibrant Print: High-quality, bold print that remains vivid and eye-catching, no matter how often you use it.
Universal Fit: Designed to fit most standard cans and bottles, ensuring your drink stays cool and stylish.
Unique Design: Stand out with this one-of-a-kind koozie featuring the cheeky phrase "I Would Dropkick a Child Over a Twisted Tea."
Why You'll Love It:
This koozie is more than just a drink holder; it's a conversation starter. The edgy and humorous phrase "I Would Dropkick a Child Over a Twisted Tea" is sure to get laughs and turn heads at any event. It's perfect for keeping your beverages cold while adding a touch of rebellious fun to your drinkware.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Features:
High-Quality Material: Made from durable neoprene to keep your drinks perfectly chilled while providing a comfortable grip.
Vibrant Print: High-quality, bold print that remains vivid and eye-catching, no matter how often you use it.
Universal Fit: Designed to fit most standard cans and bottles, ensuring your drink stays cool and stylish.
Unique Design: Stand out with this one-of-a-kind koozie featuring the cheeky phrase "I Would Dropkick a Child Over a Twisted Tea."
Why You'll Love It:
This koozie is more than just a drink holder; it's a conversation starter. The edgy and humorous phrase "I Would Dropkick a Child Over a Twisted Tea" is sure to get laughs and turn heads at any event. It's perfect for keeping your beverages cold while adding a touch of rebellious fun to your drinkware.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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